Beck's mistress wanks pig on telly outrage
That should send my hit-rate soaring. Read it all here. It's got pictures too.
Mark Holland huffs about the brewing scandal.
This caught my attention:
Loos — among celebrities acting as farmhands in the programme — donned rubber gloves after she was picked to stimulate the boar in a barn and collect its semen.
It took her ten minutes to fill a flask with nearly three quarters of a pint.
Three quarters of a pint! That's very nearly an armful!