Beck's mistress wanks pig on telly outrage

That should send my hit-rate soaring. Read it all here. It's got pictures too.

Mark Holland huffs about the brewing scandal.

This caught my attention:

Loos — among celebrities acting as farmhands in the programme — donned rubber gloves after she was picked to stimulate the boar in a barn and collect its semen.

It took her ten minutes to fill a flask with nearly three quarters of a pint.

Three quarters of a pint! That's very nearly an armful!